This isn’t your sugarplum debut and your sweatshirt should say so. The Not My First Nutcracker crewneck is made for seasoned soldiers, snowflakes, and sass queens who’ve lived through more party scene chaos than they care to remember. Cozy and soft for chilly studio warmups, post-rehearsal hangs, or just mentally preparing for your 47th Snow run-through.

Adorned with whimsical Nutcracker doodles, this sweatshirt is a badge of honor for any dancer who knows exactly when to fake a sword fight or spot Uncle Drosselmeyer in the wings. It would make a perfect gift for your battle-weary dance teacher who’s been herding toy soldiers since the early 2000s.